Second Kiss

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are retiring from the rock and roll game but that doesn’t mean that the KISS dynasty is over. Simmons announced that a new version of KISS with four new members will be assembled through a reality TV show along the lines of Rock Star. There’s no word on when the show will debut, but a deal has definitely been signed.

Does anyone else think that this is the dumbest idea ever? We are well aware that Gene Simmons is a money hungry guy, after all he did copyright the term “O.J.”, but doesn’t there come a point where enough is enough. We never thought Simmons would want to tarnish the KISS legacy like this. It’s one thing to do a reality show using his fame from KISS to lure people in to watching but to just hand over the KISS dynasty to what is essentially a rock and roll boy band is disgusting. We wish Paul Stanley would slap some sense in to Gene.

She’s Still Got It?

Below you will find Madonna’s new video for her second single “Give It 2 Me” and while it feels weird saying it, the video kind of gets us going. She might be turning 50 in August but there is something about Madonna that we find oddly attractive. Maybe it’s all the whorish things she has done in the past like make out with Britney Spears, but we would definitely give it to her if she asked nicely.

The only thing about having sex with Madonna is that she seems like she would be pretty crazy. Not that there’s anything wrong with a little freaky, but we picture waking up after a night of passion with Madonna only to find that we’re scratched, scarred and even burned in some places and those are three things injuries we’d rather not get from sex, well not all three together anyways.

Puppy Love

If you hadn’t heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden then good for you. Good Charlotte is terrible and we’re still bitter with angry 14 year old girls all over the world that chose to worship Benji and his loser twin Joel. On the bright side, at least Benji Madden kind of did something to get famous unlike his skank of a girlfriend. None of that is neither here nor there though because this is announcing a new relationship. Apparently Benji and Paris’ dogs have started to date…if that’s even possible.

If this was a female website, there would be a bunch of women collectively awing at some stupid like that, but we know as men we feel like we want to throw up in our mouths a little bit. What’s worse is that Benji posted it on his Myspace blog, what guy does that? He wants to look like a tough, tatted up rocker but that was such a female move that we even felt our dicks shrink a little bit. Man up Benji…oh, and kudos on tapping Paris Hilton, it would be more impressive if she didn’t have every STD ever but you win some and you lose some.